G as in Gnat

At work we often have to call other stores to get things for clients because our inventory is a joke. So today I thought it would make it more fun to ask for sizes by using silent letters like so, "I'm looking for a Madison in 36G as in gnat in black." It's also fun when you say 38J as in jalapeno or 32E as in Elle. It works with other letters too for example P as in pterodactyl. Mostly I had to write this down so that Natalie could not take credit for it. Speaking of Natalie today she told me I needed more substenance in my diet. Apparently this is a combination of sustenance and substance. She asked if combining words was part of being dyslexic, I gently explained that it is part of being retarded.