Dear Five Hour Energy

What the f are you talking about?! You have the worst commercial campaign on television. No one feels put out by making coffee, in fact, most people enjoy their coffee routine. There are actually a few pretty successful little coffee chains out there maybe you've heard of them--STARBUCKS for example. Millions of people around the world visit their local Starbucks daily to get their favorite coffee drinks in order to start the morning off right. They don't do this because they have to and they certainly don't hate the process. So, to the marketers at Five Hour Energy--GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES! Commercials aren't cheap, stop throwing away your money and alienating your potential consumers.