Saturday, July 31, 2010

Face Punch Drive-Thru

So what if there was a drive-thru where you could order a person to punch in the face.
For example, "Welcome to Face Punch Drive Thru, how can I help you?"
"I would like a middle-aged white lady to punch in the face."
"Please check the screen to make sure I got that right."
"Yup, that looks fine. A middle-aged white lady."
"Great that will be $25.95, please drive thru."

Then you drive to the first window to pay and at the second window a middle aged white lady sticks her face out and you punch it. Granted, this is not a great job, but times is tough folks.

Just a thought.

**No middle-aged white women were harmed in the writing of this post.

1 comment:

  1. See, I would have done some field work and harmed a few middle aged white ladies.

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