A funny thing I heard today

I was listening to Howard Stern (every time I'm in the car I'm listening to Howard Stern btw) and he was talking about gay wedding ceremonies (not wedding ceremonies that are lame but those that involve homosexuals tying the knot). Apparently one of the couples on the Real L Word are planning their wedding and want to have a traditional wedding. So Howard was commenting on the fact that right from the get-go it's not traditional because it's two ladies getting married. Howard's point was that they should do something different, something unique. He then said (and this is funny part) that if he was gay and getting married that he would be shot out of a cannon. He would start a new tradition, a new homosexual wedding tradition to celebrate his marriage. He then went on to say that (and this is really funny) he would be shot out of a cannon into his betrothed's asshole. So the new gay wedding tradition would be getting shot out of a cannon into the asshole of your beloved. yes.