This past week was my best ever week financially at work. I put in twice what I usually do in a week which is just crazy. I would like to thank the 70+ pairs of breasts in the greater Boston area that helped make this possible. I have to move tomorrow which is horrible on so many levels. 1, I love my current apartment and I don't want to leave. I thought that it would be my forever home but someone else bought it so we have to move. With 1 month's notice in Boston for a move on September 1--we were not left that many options. So now we're moving to Revere Beach--the Jersey Shore of Massachusetts. 2, The new apartment does not have hook ups for a washer/dryer. My washer/dryer is one of my favorite earthly possessions and now I have to get rid of it--what's worse is that no one wants it. 3, we have so much stuff. Heavy stuff. HATRED.
Natalie's new schtick is "hey, so and so called and they want their fill in the blank back." But she's not good at it. In fact, the other day she approached Patricia thinking that she would come up with something on the spot but her mind went blank and she said, "Hey, somebody called and they want their thing back." I was wearing lace-up gladiator sandals and she said, "Russell Crowe called he said he wants his shoes back." Now that would be funny if Russell Crowe was a gladiator but Maximus was a gladiator and I am pretty sure he didn't wear women's shoes. Patricia has peacock feather earrings and Natalie keeps insisting that Africa has called looking for their peacocks. Zebras, lions, gazelles, elephants, hyenas, hornbills, water buffalo, hippos, crocodiles, giraffes are all some common African animals--Natalie has chosen peacocks. Peacocks are native to the Indian subcontinent, but are fairly common in most parts of the world. Most recently, I had the following exchange with Natalie via text message:
Natalie: Hay the divinchi code called and wants the fleur de leaf back.
I was wearing a necklace today with a fleur de lis.
Me: Whoa. DaVinci was an Italian painter, not a code. And the Fleur de Lis is French. And you are an idiot.
Natalie: No but the movie....It was a symbol in the movie..Get it..The movie call..And wants it bak. Ok mayb im an idiot.
Ya think?
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