Natalie's Friend Crotch

The aforementioned Natalie has a best friend named Crotch. That's not his real name, but apparently as a child the other kids started to call him that and it caught on like wild fire (another Natalieism that I have yet to comment on--the expression is "spread like wild fire"). Anyway, Crotch read the blog and got his manties all in a bunch because he believes that he deserves the credit for "HATRED!" Since to me Natalie and Crotch are practically the same person I don't see what the big deal is but here it is in black and white (Natalie and Crotch believe everything they read on the internet so this is important to them) Crotch is, in fact, the person who originated "HATRED!" I hope that clears everything up for my dedicated readers from Revere.