OOOhhhh True Blood

It's about time that I address my very favorite show, True Blood. I have read all of the Sookie Stackhouse Chronicles and I love them. If you have not read them, you should. Back to the show. This season has been ripe with homo-erotic situations involving some of our favorite True Blood hunks. But last night it got real gay between Talbot and Eric. If you're a Sookie Stackhouse reader then you probably love Eric Northman as much as I do. If you only watch True Blood, you're probably not sure what to think about Eric--good vampire or bad vampire? Good or bad, he's sexy as hell. I really admire a man who is so willing to remove his clothing in every episode. My hat's off to you, Alexander Skaarsgard. My husband, Bill, however, is not as impressed with all of the recent man on man activity. While watching last night's episode Bill said, "I didn't think Eric was like that. Has he done this (meaning sweet man love) before?" To which I responded, "Hey, he's over a thousand years old. In all of that time you're bound to run into a couple of dicks." Then to balance everything out Sookie and Bill made some mad monkey love at the end of the episode so as to not turn off all of the straight male viewers. For any of you rooting for Sookie and Bill, do you honestly think that is a healthy relationship? It's a completely adrenaline-driven attraction. Thank you for killing those rednecks who were trying to kill me--let's hop in the sack. Thank you for killing that vampire who tried to kill me, let's hop in the sack. Thank you for killing that maenad who tried to kill me, let's hop in the sack. And finally, thank you for killing those werewolves who tried to kill me--let's just do it here on the floor amongst the rubble. When is Sookie going to clean up that house? Gran must be rolling over in her premature grave. Bill is a vampire he should be able to paint that house real quick. But if not Bill, how about Jason? He seems handy (and by handy I mean absolutely freakin drop-dead gorgeous). Certainly he could take off his shirt and help Sookie restore the house. Until next week...